🔥 P37’s Top 10 Strains You Need to Know About Before the Aliens Land

 Let’s face it—life is strange. But one thing you can count on is that P37’s flower lineup stays elite. Whether you’re looking to vibe, focus, unwind, or accidentally time-travel via the couch, our top strains are terpene-loaded, terp-tested, and just a little rebellious—just like us.

All of these strains hit that sweet spot in the THC: 20–30% range, so they’re not here to play. Here's our completely subjective, slightly irreverent, and absolutely essential countdown of the Top 10 P37 strains.

1. King Louie XIII 👑
P37 King Louie XIII Branch Strain Image

Doesn’t knock—just rolls in and takes over. A classic indica with old-school OG Kush roots and a terpene crown of limonene, myrcene, and caryophyllene. Tastes like pine, citrus, and royal chill. Great for turning your br


2. Cotton Candy 🍭

Looks sweet, hits deep. This indica-dominant hybrid blends cherry, floral, and gas flavors with a terpene mix that says “shhh, everything’s fine now.” Best for dreamy nights, snack attacks, or escaping into a documentary you’ll forget tomorrow.

3. Tropical Runtz 🌴

This citrusy sativa is like a vacation in plant form—talkative, energetic, and just zesty enough to get you dancing in your kitchen. Runtz x Tropic Truffle with terpene notes that scream “sunshine and no worries.”

4. Golden Poppy ✨

Creativity in a cone. This sativa-dominant hybrid delivers sweet citrus, spice, and a bold terp profile that inspires impromptu art projects, deep convos, and possibly the invention of a new hobby.

5. Funk in Da Trunk 🚗💨

The name says it all. Equal parts pastry funk and terpene fire, this hybrid is smooth, euphoric, and slightly ridiculous in the best way. Think: giggles, glazed donuts, and good vibes.

6. Gorilla Works 🦍🔧

Industrial strength for your headspace. This sativa is piney, earthy, and citrusy with a terp lineup that says “get it done” or “stare at clouds with intention.” Either works.

7. Plasma Gas ⚡🛢

Indica lovers, welcome to the future. This funky, pine-forward masterpiece is relaxing, creative, and lowkey introspective. Pairs well with synth music, moody lighting, and zero expectations.

8. Sinferno 😈🔥

We haven’t even fully unwrapped her yet, but Sinferno’s already on the list. With lineage from Sin N Juice x Gas Guzzler, we’re expecting heat, gas, and a smoky descent into your best night in.

9. Funkdified 🎷🍓

Equal parts dessert and jazz club. This hybrid drops sweet, berry-pastry vibes with a euphoric buzz and creative lift. Perfect for lo-fi playlists and staring out windows like you're in a music video.

10. Rocket Fuel 🚀




We don’t even care if it's from Area 51—this mystery strain is all gas, all glory. Expect a blast of diesel and pine with a cerebral jolt and smooth landing. Because sometimes, you just need liftoff.

The Takeaway 💨

This isn’t your average “Top 10.” This is P37’s terpene-powered, science-backed, vibe-forward lineup of what’s hitting right now. Every strain here is a sensory experience with a little attitude—and a lot of cannabinoid love.

So whether you’re chasing chill, chasing creativity, or just avoiding people, we’ve got a strain for that.

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⚖️ Rooted in research. 🎯 Focused on experience. ✊ Powered by justice.

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